It's been a while since the website was last updated, basically because no one has been arsed. Well bollocks to everyone, I have! We made it back from Magaluf without any major problems. Baker was moaning most of the holiday, but apart from that, everything went fine. Plenty of beer was drunk, the ass tray looked like Dot Cotton's and the mirror in the bathroom had so much puss from Rev squeezing his spots that nobody could shave properly. Anyway, that aside, the holiday was great! Two weeks of sunshine and the vadge was immense. Highlights had to be the waterpark, Pirates and the booze cruise. Best night? I would say Dave Pearce in BCM but it is debatable. All-in-all, nine out of 10. Best bar? No question, as it is without doubt Del Boys; similarly, worse bar doesn't need thinking about: anybody planning on a holiday in Magaluf, please please please stay clear of No Problem: it's shite! That is all.